Can I have the menu?
One minute, please.
Starters… What are starters?
Well, I know, starters are salads, caviar and pancakes, omelet, sandwiches…
I see, I don’t like omelet, and I don’t like sandwiches either.
The first course options are: borsch, noodle soup, vegetable soup.
No, I don’t understand what borsch is. And I don’t want soup yet.
The second course options are: fish, meat cutlet, pelmeni… No, I don’t want this too…
What would you like to order?
Please, I’d like a vegetable salad and an orange juice.
I like red caviar, that’s why give me also red caviar and pancakes.
And what is “Stolichny” sweet bread?
“Stolichny” sweet bread is a tasty dessert. It’s very good for breakfast.
Then I will have “Stolichny” sweet bread for dessert and an espresso coffee.
Would you like more water?
Of course, do you have cold water without gas?
Yes, certainly, we have “Bonaqua” water, would you like it?
Yes, give me one bottle of water…
Now I need to think about what to do - where is Maria? Where’s my suitcase?