The room is big and good.
The bed is comfortable.
Where is a wardrobe (or closet) here?
Ah, here it is – also big and functional (covenient to use).
The telephone is on the desk, the TV is in the corner.
Yes, it's a standard room...
Do I have a mini bar?
Yes, here it is, inside the desk.
So, what do I have in the mini bar?
It must be a Russian beverage...
Yes, «Kvass» is a Russian beverage, I know.